Sometimes a gloomy mood needs a little cheering up.

Well, I’m kind of strange, but not. I think the things I think about is normal, but normal people wouldn’t blurt out or admit to strange things that they do and I do have social tact, but that’s not it…what I’m getting at is… It is rather amusing to read the singles classifieds, don’t you think? Honestly, I don’t look in there for the purpose of searching anyone. I mean that. If you think otherwise, that’s fine with me. Well, what I’m going to state will probably reason why I don’t look into the classifieds for decent men. OK! Here’s the link:

http://www.gumtree.com/london/84/33776884.html

Ok, I don’t live in London, nor do I have any intentions on moving there, so why would I look in these classifieds for the purpose of finding “true love” (meant in sarcasm)? Point one. And another thing… If examples of these ads reveal a good proportion of men’s attitudes towards the opposite sex, why would I bother with ads such as these? I’m a very happy-go-lucky person and there are certain circumstances that hinders or well… kills my well being and I’d rather feel happy and I want to laugh… so here is just one good example of why you should stop looking into the comics section of the newspaper and start looking into the classifieds… because it is just straight out funny! And it just makes you smile. It’s quirky, but it’s reality. Everyone needs a good quirky reality once in a while, like a surreal moment that you can control. And by the end of the day, you decide how you should feel. And I decide to laugh and be happy. And you should too.

“Hey there!

Why am I here? Well sadly due to my long working hours, I’ve not had time to meet new people outside work, and I’m not interested in meeting my life partner in a club. To an extent, I’m old fashioned, and this knight, is searching for a princess.

ABOUT ME:
- tall, dark and handsome
- investment banker
- 27 years old
- 6ft2 tall
- medium build
- like to keep fit, go to the gym, play lots of sports
- enjoy going to theatres, shows, museums, eating out and travelling around the world.
- enjoy intellectual conversations about politics and current affairs
- friendly, caring, decent, fun guy
- born n bred in Scotland for 26 years (with Asian origin).
- Aye I have a Scottish accent, came to London last year and looking to explore the city more!
- I like to work hard and play even harder.

LOOKING FOR:
- a good-looking, decent lady
- an intellectual, very smart, preferrably a professional.
- 27 years old or younger
- you must be slim (preferrably size 8 )
- someone from London, please read carefully, I’m not interested in anyone outside London or overseas! So please don’t email me, it clogs up my inbox.
- someone with a good sense of humour and knows how to have fun
- someone who shares similar interests
- someone looking for a serious, long-term relationship, possibly leading to marriage.

I would be happy to hear from you! Please tell me a bit about yourself and include your pic! No pic, no response.

This is a genuine ad, no time wasters please.

Ciao and good luck with your search!

~ Dark Knight”

Image enclosed as well of the site:

Ahh, it’s so difficult to find “DECENT” and good men and they definitely aren’t found in the classifieds! CIAO. Tacky.